CREATOR's performance sinks Westminster City Council

Friday 10th January 2014

CREATOR's 4-2 win over Westminster City Council ruffled cheque books from Old Trafford and the Emirates as embattled managers across the country look to strengthen their attacking options during the January transfer window.

Dan Martin struck first to open the scoring with a tantalising dribble and shot before Westminster levelled to make it 1 - 1 at half time. The first half may have been tight, but CREATOR dominated after the break with some incisive attacking play, resulting in goals for Dan Martin, Amreek Singh and Alex Kickham. Westminster managed to pull one back, but it proved to be nothing more than a consolation goal as CREATOR held on for a final score of 4 - 2.

Post match interviews were conducted at a nearby drinking establishment, outside of which Sam Allardyce was apparently spotted drowning his many, many sorrows - although all parties later conceded that it could just as easily have been a tramp.